Going to college in the same town you grew up in can be a lot of fun. You already know people and know your way around, but still have the chance to get to meet new people. Sounds great. But there is a down-side. Sometimes, high school drama follows. And then there is always the college drama. Avoid it like the plague. For your sanity, please try not to get yourself into situations such as the following examples.
1. Handcuffs. Don't get them. And don't have them around guy friends. You WILL end up handcuffed to a door in the middle of the night. It tends to be cold and uncomfortable.
2. Don't go anywhere alone on campus after dark or after 5:30. No matter how short of a walk. You will most likely be hit on. And if it's Thursday-Saturday, it will most likely be drunk guys chanting "C-A-T-S! CATS! CATS! CATS!"
3. Always have witty comebacks. It's a must. And use a serious/sarcastic tone and any disgusting fellow will run for the hills.
4. Never get into a situation where you have to ask who is grabbing your rear. Most likely, it will not be the person you were asking if they grasped your hiney. Always awkward.
5. Carry psychological evaluations with you at all times. You never know when they'll come in handy. Use before you go anywhere with anyone. Or else you might end up at dinner with girls that chase squirrels.
6. Have a codeword for your roommate to use when you need to excuse yourself for playtime. Don't laugh in their face when they text back saying "it's safe. that was a waste."
7. One fella at a time is plenty. Otherwise you will get yourself in a mess of a web. Honestly, less than one fella is even better. Maybe like 7/15 is enough to deal with at a time.
I think that is enough advice for now. Good luck. And keep your pants on.
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