The Situation. Part 2

Every day on a college campus brings new experiences. Or things that remind you of other things you must blog about. More situations to avoid. Enjoy.

1. Know which shoulder is stronger. If you ever get locked in a closet with no locks; or your roommate puts stuff on the door that makes it get stuck, use your strong shoulder to ram all of your force into said door. I've had to use this one a few times.

2. Umbrellas stink. I would suggest waterproof clothes. Like boots, jackets, pants, even undies. When your umbrella flips inside out, it does you no good. At all. I'm pretty sure I could go swimming in my clothes from today because of all the water they collected.

3. When you run into two or more awkward boys from high school at a time, run. Trust me. The longer you stay, the more awkward it will get. Never a good time.

4. Don't brush your teeth twice in the bathroom at the same time. Some people can't pee when other people are around and it gets really miserable trying to hold it until they're gone.

5. Make sure to keep a supply of meds in your dorm room at all times. Tylenol, Pepto, Sprite, Crackers, Dayquil, and the likes are very good to have on hand.

6.  Stumbleupon. Stay away from it. It is the best way to stay unproductive.

7. Playlist.com. Love it. Free music. And you can save your favorites. Great for when you need a random Ke$ha dance party in the dorm.

8. Tornado watches/warnings on campus are never fun. Except when you're sitting on the first floor of Tate with my momma and Dr.Dean Dennis George. Bring on the 70's music trivia and short air guitar session to "Sweet Child of Mine."

9. The train. I think it likes to blow the horn when people are for sure sleeping. Over and over and over again. Get used to it. Fast. Or you will have many sleepless nights.

That's all for now. Good luck. And keep your pants on.